- friend: do you want to hang out?
- me: i have to ask my mom
- me: *doesn't ask mom*
- me: she said no
Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”
some people are like “you shouldnt throw the word love around so easily” but im full of love, i love so many people here. i love everyone and i need to let people know that i love them.
can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me